Addict
I don’t choose cheese or chicken
I don’t touch marzipan
Chocolate’s my addiction
I indulge whenever I can
I gobble it for breakfast
I guzzle it for tea
Choc-a-block with chocolate?
Send for me
I may not have my own teeth
I may be overweight
But as a chocolate-chewing chomper
I’m not just good – I’m GREAT!
Please don’t prohibit chocolate
Don’t impose a chocolate ban
‘Cos I’m a chocoholic
A desperate dangerous man
And I need chocolate – NOW!
This poem is in my new book, ‘What Are You Like?’. For signed copies of my book, please contact me via the form on the books page.
Some more chocolate pictures to make your mouths water:
